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I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.



If she can rap all the verses in Spit It Out by Slipknot…put a ring on it.

I’m wife material, everyone.


do you ever get that feeling after you stand up after awhile of sitting or lying down and everything gets heavy and your vision geTS BLACK AND IT FEELS LIKE SATAN IS TRYING TO PULL YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR BUt then everything goes normal and again and you go on with your day


held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.